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Top 10 Worst Christmas Jokes – Ever

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Top 10 Worst Christmas Jokes – Ever

Most of us will be dreprived of the beloved Christmas cracker on Christmas day before we tuck into our roast dinner. To many of us that represent an escape from that slip of paper found inside that always contained the worst jokes you have ever heard. Yes, even worse than Mark Rogers jokes on Mix FM radio.

Well here at Inspire we didn’t want you to miss out on the Christmas joke, but be warned the ones below are terrible!

Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker!

Q: Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

Q: What’s the most popular Christmas wine?
A: ‘I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsilitis!
Q: Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
A: He’s a fungi to be with.

Q: What is Santa’s favorite pizza?
A: One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.

Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!

Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Santa
Doctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.

Q: Why was Santa Claus’ help so down?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem.

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